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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie"

"Helpful tip: If you throw a baby at a tiger, I only recommend throwing a baby that you don't like."

"I'm going to run a marathon next year. It's a huge challenge, but 26 miles in 365 days is definitely doable."

"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus"

"All cicadas must be female because they never shut the fuck up."

"A guy is with a hot girl and gets a boner Girl: Is that a weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Guy: Both, it's a weapon of ass destruction."

"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."