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Joke of the Day
"For Halloween I'm just gonna talk shit to complete strangers and go as the internet."
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"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"
"Did you guys hear!? Easter is cancelled! Yep, they found the body. Go home boys."
"Grapes.. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?.. BREATHE IDIOT, BREATHE."
"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"
"Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left."
"""The New York Times"" isn't the punchline... but... http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/01/correction-of-the-day-200768.html?ml=tl_4"
"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, he's grown ass man and fishing isn't that hard."
"This is NOT a repost."
"You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive."