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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the South Korean subreddit? Apparently it's the /r/seoul of reddit."
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"What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985."
"My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out that they were the firemen."
"Still trying to figure out how Cee-Lo wipes his ass."
"I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh."
"Ranger Station BOSS: I have reports that you treat the wildlife inappropriately ME: No way *porcupine waddles by w/ kebabs on each quill*"
"Did you hear about the gay man who got a job at the sperm bank? He was fired for drinking on the job."
"yo mama is so fat she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day."
"How do pirates agree with each other over long distances? With their aye-phones."
"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* ""M'laria'"