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Joke of the Day
"Lactose intolerance stems from lactose IGNORANCE"
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"April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."
"I'm a freshman taking geometry. I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose."
"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."
"I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine."
"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"
"Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-slapper."
"I offered Pete Carroll $1 million to run a mile He passed."
"Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more..."
"Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it."