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Joke of the Day

"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."

"How do you screw up a joke? You punchup the fuckline"

"Cold turkey tastes so good. Why would anyone want to quit it?"

"What did the desert say to the rainforest when it kicked a ball over the fence. Looks like you're gonna have to climate."

"Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam."

"My dog really needs to learn how to drive a stick because what good is fetching one bottle of vodka."

"Me + Bed + Pillow = Best threesome ever."

"If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... ...can a hooker get laid off?"

"Happy Alentine's Ay For those who will not be getting the V nor D"

"I went to bed with a 7 and woke up with a 10. Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft."