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Joke of the Day
"Why has barbie never gotten pregnant? Because Ken came in another box ;)"
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"What is this 'wrong hole' you people speak of?"
"We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark"
"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"
"What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems? The Pastryarchy."
"Hey buddy I was reminded of you this morning. But then I flushed the toilet and went on about my business."
"How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently? Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards."
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."