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Joke of the Day

"We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."

"I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt"

"The only meal my girlfriend ever makes for me is alphabet soup because even when we aren't fighting she still loves to put words in my mouth"

"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."

"Patient: ""Doctor, my eye hurts when I drink my tea..."" Doctor: ""Well take the spoon out then.."""

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"Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time."

"Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian."