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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !"
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"What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."
"If towels told jokes... They'd probably have a very dry sense of humor."
"When does a lawyer make coffee? When he has sufficient grounds"
"First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil."
"Two Bass Drums and A Cymbal Fall Off the Roof. Buh-dum tssh"
"Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't use a computer."
"Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers."
"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."
"If I could have been any Monarch in history I would have been George the 6th But with asthma. That way I could introduce myself by saying I'm King George... and Wheezy."