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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""
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"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!"
"if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a ""selfie""?....that's a ""groupie"""
"Girl, are you these plates I recently bought from Wal-Mart? Because I just learned that you're not microwave-safe."
"What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a"
"I didn't see San Andreas because I heard there's not a scene where a therapist tells the seismologist, ""It's not your fault."""
"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""
"[opens jar of olives and pours them in my garden] ""Now grow to be a restaurant"""
"Are we sure that Oscar Pistorius was the only one involved in the murder of his girlfriend? Someone else may well have done the leg work."
"What's the most annoying thing about trying to remove the panties off a girl when having sex? The screaming and the fighting"