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Joke of the Day
"Told this girl to text me when she got home ... I think she's homeless"
Next Joke
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
"yea whataver ... i have a gf shes uhhh *looks around* imported. i mean foreign. yea shes a Modelo too. no i said model. a very especial girl"
"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."
"You can't spell dad without a"
"Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain? Because they don't deliver."
"Where can you always find older model prostitutes? At a used harlot."
"What does a owl say when it stumps it foot? OOOOOWWWWLLLL...."
"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"
"Where can you find an asexual person? You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere."