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Joke of the Day
"Mom, can you take us to the maul? -teen bears, probably"
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"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"
"Two newfies are walking down a path... They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says ""man, I wish that was a pretty lady"" to which his friend replys ""i just wish it was dark"""
"I've lost interest in dating I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore."
"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"
"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."
"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"
"Best joke ever Women's rights"
"What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni? An impasta"
"Your license plate should be your phone number... So when you drive like a dickhead, I can let you know about it."