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Joke of the Day
"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."
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"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."
"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"
"What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant? Chickpea"
"So, my girlfriend won't let me wear my mood ring anymore... ...I'm not really sure how I feel about it"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They had to wake him up..."
"I like to think of myself not so much as a terrible driver, but an awesome stunt woman."
"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."
"Got Christmas card glitter all over me and now I can't stop stripping."