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Joke of the Day

"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""

"To the man that stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word!"

"I wear the same 2 Halloween costumes every year. I start off as a ""ghost"" and end up as a ""drunk ghost that needs a ride home."""

"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"

"My cousin: ""i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!"" Me: ""some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me"""

"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""

"A Muslim walks into a bar... Just kidding it's haram"

"Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe? Thor."

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."