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Joke of the Day
"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"
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"I told my waiter, ""There's a fly in my soup!"" He said, ""It's possible, the cook used to be a tailor."""
"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."
"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts."
"A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student."
"If there'd been a mix up my uncle could have been President of the United States He was an army undertaker, also known as a 'barrack embalmer' \- Milton Jones"
"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"
"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"
"What's the difference between a toddler and a handgun? A handgun can't suck a dick."
"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"