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Joke of the Day
"Has anybody tried unplugging Congress and then plugging it back in??"
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"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"Maybe it's the PCP, but have you guys noticed that flaming dude that floats around your head in a bubble shaved his mustache?"
"I just finished making a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."
"What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister."
"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."
"I can kayak Canoe?"
"(Me giving a Rorschach test) What do you see? Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one? Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again."
"If I had a shot of whiskey for every time I thought of you, I'd be sober."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? There are twenty of them."