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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person that tells jokes to ghosts? A comedium."
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"Knock knock... * Who's there? * Freep * Freep Who? * No thanks!"
"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."
"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."
"[at therapist] I don't know, sometimes I just feel invisible Therapist: WHO SAID THAT?!?"
"A man sits next to a beautiful professional looking woman on an airplane. Lol i just got it pretty funny :-)"
"What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees? A Meringue - a - tan."
"My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday"
"So, this baby seal walks into a club... [o(;_;)o](http://youtu.be/TK2TuqcNWPY?t=30s)"
"My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants."