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Joke of the Day

"I tried to donate a kidney once... ...they wouldn't take it though because I wouldn't tell them where I got it."

"What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind"

"I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away."

"Lets be real here, everyone has laughed at a child falling over in public,at least once, why ? Because its funny."

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."

"""It's not you, it's me. "" - twins looking at family photos"

"Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?"

"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"

"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."

"What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn? A cup of decaf"