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Joke of the Day

"Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China? All the dongs."

"I spent 96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein. It was the grater of two evils."

"My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier."

"Gravity is just the earth being really clingy"

"Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?"

"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"

"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."

"The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn."

"Cat Joke just kitten."

"Stop making history jokes!! They're getting old."