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Joke of the Day

"My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier."

"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."

"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"

"What do you call the group of people with funny outfits that talk about peace and love and stuff Trekkies :)"

"I saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other this morning. Gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie"

"What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid? If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off."

"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of."

"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"

"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."