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Joke of the Day
"My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier."
Next Joke
"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."
"Well, that's enough internet for the year. see ya guys in a few days"
"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? Both lookin for a tight seal."
"What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger? A crew."
"What is the difference between an elevator and black people? And elevator can raise kids"
"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""
"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."
"When you say ""liar liar pants on fire,"" it makes you a liar too. Their pants probably aren't on fire"