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Joke of the Day

"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"

"A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally."

"Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper."

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"Why did the Catholic church decide to abandon science? Light stopped having mass"

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"New study shows that Diarrhea is hereditary... Because it runs in the jeans."

"so my brother noticed that his church uses girls as ""altar boys"" i had to tell him that not all priests are gay."

"Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix."

"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."