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Joke of the Day
"Christians rethink your religion Because jesus had 2 dads."
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"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble around breaking things"
"Just saw an employment ad... ...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week..."
"Pro Tip: If you leave an assortment of tissues, cold medicine, and a big bag of cough drops visible on your desk, coworkers will avoid you!"
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
"Michael died while working at the clock factory. None of his friends were sad about it, they all said his time had come."
"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both alright for a ride until your mates find out!"
"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."
"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."
"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."