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Joke of the Day
"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."
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"Anyone else able to tie rope using telekinesis? Thought knot."
"If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile"
"""Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."" -corduroys"
"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby."
"Every time you make a typo... the errorists win"
"Am I the only one who just buys a new printer when the ink is gone? Also, does anyone want to make a sweet printer fort?"
"I broke up with my girlfriend because I'm pretty religious I'm a Presbyterian, and she was Satan"