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Joke of the Day

"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."

"In America, you support the government In Soviet Russia, the government supports you!"

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys..."

"A good laugh, a great orgasm, and a long sleep are the best cures for most woes... For everything else there's booze."

"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."

"I am an actual real house cat. After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them."

"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."

"My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really it took the cat three weeks to teach him."