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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
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"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"
"What did the Pimp say to the bashful Gamete Prostitute? Hey, Sex-cells"
"The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up it eats all the spinach off their plates."
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"When a woman tels you it's five minutes, then it's five minutes. Don't need to ask her every quarter of an hour."
"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""
"Gee this couple posted so many selfies during their trip. They must've had a great time proving us they had a great time."
"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"
"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."