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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout"
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"Sometimes when I give money to homeless people, bystanders shout ""Why bother? They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!""... oh, like I wasn't?!"
"What happens when an egg laughs? He cracks up"
"Why does nobody like Tigger? Because he plays with Pooh."
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."
"I refuse to vote in the US presidential elections! Mainly because I don't live there, nor am I american."
"I'm not gullible but she said I was the best she's ever had and then to wait by the phone for instructions on how to get my wallet back."
"Just ignore me !"
"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"
"[at the mall] ""I've lost my son. Can you make an announcement for me?"" ""Sure, what's his name?"" ""Xander."" ""See, that's why he ran off."""