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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I give money to homeless people, bystanders shout ""Why bother? They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!""... oh, like I wasn't?!"

"[evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking]"

"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"

"In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta."

"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."

"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."

"I heard people in jail can only turn left. Because they lost all their rights."

"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."

"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."

"What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke? Inuit-endo"