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"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"
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"The first rule of cliff hanger club is"
"How do cannibals pick up women? With a fork"
"Dinner at robots family Mum, dad and little robot. Little robot asks his mom - What we'll have for dinner today. Mom replies: SCREW."
"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"
"I'm trying to channel my inner Kubrick for my next porno. I'm calling it ""A Cockwork Orange""."
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U... Because U keep reposting this joke."
"(Job interview) ""How would you describe yourself?"" I'm very vague ""Ok, can you be more specific?"" No"
"[text] H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame? M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line."
"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"