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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."
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"Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD"
"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."
"Currently, the Olympic host country has... One brazillian medals."
"You know Stalin tried to invade Scandinavia But he just couldn't finnish"
"Heard this one at work today I called out order number 404 Guy comes up and says ""I thought I would never find it!"""
"What are your best/favorite anti-jokes?"
"Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach whales swim up to her and sing ""We are family...!"""
"Negative people There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe. It's called the 3rd Quadrant."
"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"