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Joke of the Day
"I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant..."
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"I always get worried when I hear Chris Brown has a new hit out. I bet it's an uppercut"
"3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no ""tables"".."
"no thanks La-Z-Boy. I like my furniture gender neutral"
"I eat when I'm sad and I'm sad because I'm fat."
"I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger"
"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."
"""I've had enough of your shit"" ~ toilet paper on strike."
"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."
"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"