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Joke of the Day
"I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant..."
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"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater"
"Yesterday I found out my girlfriend of 5 years has conditional gemder dysphoria She said she needed to be Frank with me"
"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."
"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"
"I once bought shoes in China that said ""made around the corner"""
"You can tell how important a thing is by if there's a cheese of it: string, important; mars, not important; blue, important; democracy, not"
"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."
"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."