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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"

"Tombstone request: Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin. The engraver shortened it to: "" Returned unopened."""

"What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade? He was having a mid-life crisis."

"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother."

"What's the best way to save on toilet paper? Slow your roll."

"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."

"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."

"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How'd you get their little legs apart?"

"My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart."