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Joke of the Day

"My Cheesy Redneck Joke Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me. *Average Potatos?* Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters."

"Why not call baby pigs ""hamlets"" ?"

"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally,Not Wally... *from the Where's Wally Audiobook*"

"A man was caught beating up an innocent person on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share."

"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."

"Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do It's just that most people don't have thyme."

"Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!"

"My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit."