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Joke of the Day

"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""

"I was going to sue U2 for stealing one of my songs But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono."

"Did you hear about the African man who refused to accept the fact that he couldn't swim? They say he died in denial."

"Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience."

"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."

"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."

"I'm getting pretty worried, my girlfriend hasn't gotten her period yet. And she's already 14."

"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"

"Why do Vampires hate Writers? Because they hate Type O's"

"Current life status - By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side."