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Joke of the Day

"A man was caught beating up an innocent person on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."

"Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews."

"What's a good name for a cat? Catsper."

"What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use? A salt rifle."

"Schools are reporting a massive jump in average ACT scores. On a completely unrelated note, the amount of black students taking the ACT is at a all time low."

"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."

"""Want to come watch the game Saturday at 8:00?"" Well I'm going rollerskating at 1:00, so yeah I should be out of the hospital by then."

"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."

"Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations"