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Joke of the Day

"What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !"

"put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream"

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours."

"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"

"My brain hurts. That means it's getting stronger. Right?"

"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."

"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."

"I don't know why I got fired from my job at the M&M factory. I threw out all the Ws, they should be happy!"

"TIL that I'm dyslexic. Whoops, wrong bus."