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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"
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"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Cuz there's no way that amount of shit can fit into a normal shoe"
"I've started seeing someone about my porn addiction. Her name's Brandy."
"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"
"Before I had my son, I used to hate kids. Now I just hate yours."
"What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in? DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!"
"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"
"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""
"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."