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Joke of the Day

"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"

"This watch means a lot to me, I got it from my Jewish Grandfather He sold it to me on his deathbed."

"How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb? It has to change for itself."

"After ironing my shirt I noticed it was depressed, I still can't believe it hung itself though."

"What did the Nazi Officer say when he saw the Americans approaching? Au Schwitz!"

"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"

"I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire."

"Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!"

"What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink? Cyka bleach"

"I want to be a ""cool"" uncle, so I let my nephew play with all the things I wasn't allowed to when I was his age. Mostly knives and bleach."