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Joke of the Day
"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."
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"Shoplifting or rape If you have sex with a prostitue and pay with a cheque that bounces is it shoplifting or rape?"
"its funny when people are like ""whos to say whats truly 'cool'... who gets to define cool"". its like, come on dude. hot babes decide it. duh"
"What fetish does winners hate the most? The feet"
"What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter"
"A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England. The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor."
"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine keeps its pricks on the OUTSIDE"
"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"
"I had my operation done privately in the end. Originally my Dad wanted to sell tickets."