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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Stick"

"If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about."

"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch"

"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"

"50% of Indian Roads are filled up with holes. And the rest are filled up with Assholes !!"

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"

"I covered my boyfriend's laptop in melted cheese and now he's really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?"

"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"

"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."