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Joke of the Day
"Here's the best joke I know The American School System"
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"How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair"
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."
"All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by Mila Kunis."
"What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Walking"
"I can't understand Undertale. It doesn't make sans."
"Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog? He gives your underwear blue streaks."
"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"
"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"