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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the headline about Mayweather being afraid to go outside in the heat? ""Mayweather May Weather May Weather"""

"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."

"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Listening to an antijoke."

"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"

"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."

"What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise."

"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"

"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."

"A stitch in time... Would confuse Einstein"

"I may have Alzheimer... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer."