117599

Joke of the Day

"Did you see the headline about Mayweather being afraid to go outside in the heat? ""Mayweather May Weather May Weather"""

"If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal then she's a keeper"

"A guard is patrolling when he sees something moving in the bushes.... ""Who's in there?!"" He yells He gets a reply ""jean-claude van damme"" All 4 of you,get out!"

"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""

"""The most comfortable place to put your elbows at dinner is on the table, so I'm gonna go ahead and make that bad manners."" -Some asshole"

"I found out I was can't wear latex condoms They give me an allergic erection"

"A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say ""I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"""

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."

"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a Scotsman Dreadlochs"

"I loathe earlier versions of myself as though they were separate people."