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Joke of the Day

"My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club. I just hope they have good cushions.."

"In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband... - I should have married the devil instead of you! - Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!"

"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."

"My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said ""bless you"" now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that"

"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"

"An Arab walks in to a bar No one survived the explosion."

"did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg** All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium But they said it was just **OK**"

"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."