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Joke of the Day
"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"
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"A doe walks out of a forest... and says ""Well I'll never do that for a buck again."""
"What does an approximately normal statistician eat for lunch? A large CLT"
"What would you do if someone is choking? Take a step back."
"BUZZ ALDRIN: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with E. NEIL ARMSTRONG: Earth? BUZZ: Nope *5 minutes silence* BUZZ: OK, yep."
"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"
"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunken Irishmen at 3am. [EDIT]: This isn't meant to be sexist, it is self-defamation."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black. I guess you could say that was dark humor? ;)"
"Girls love it when guys: - are respectful - are handsome - eat watermelon really fast and spit out the seeds like a machine gun"
"What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers? Cracka-lackin"