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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."
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"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""
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"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."
"Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly."
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"How is a teacher like a hooker? They're both pretending that they're enjoying it."
"At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now I'm fully invested."
"News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat. Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him"