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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."

"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"

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"The cashier wasn't impressed with my top hat, sash, and monocle until I said ""Keep the change"" from the $1 I gave him for my $0.95 purchase."

"Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers."

"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."

"I lost 50 pounds once sadly I was in England at the time."

"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."

"I turned on my computer. It said hello. Its a dell."

"You heard the rumour going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."