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"I found my first gray pubic hair today. It was in my Big Mac"
"Satan is so gay!"
"Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Ya, so do I."
"What kind of a friar loves philosophy? A deep friar."
"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."
"The closest I've come to a threesome is watching my wife and the nurse roll their eyes at the same time while I'm getting weighed."
"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."
"What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? A republican's neck tie."
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"