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Joke of the Day

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"Wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"No honey, there isn't a neighbor working with a nail gun this early. That was just my knees creaking when I got out of bed."

"You can lead a horse to water... but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3."

"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""

"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."

"I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone."