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Joke of the Day

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."

"I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people"

"Playing video games cost me my life. Luckily, I've almost collected 100,000 Space Eggs from the Planet Zogg so I'll get another one."

"Playing Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee."

"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"

"What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones."

"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"

"I want to write in my resume how experienced I am in burning bridges... ...but I don't have anybody to use as a reference."

"My friend never shuts up about lemon-lime flavored, caffeine-free sodas To sprite our differences we're still good friends."

"The urgent care center in town was torn down... ...it was clinically depressed"