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Joke of the Day

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"Why wasn't the droid hungry? Because BB8"

"if a woman tells me she just wants be friends I say ok but I get to be rachel"

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"

"Why do feminists hate rubbing the body? Because it's massage-gynistic"

"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."

"When I bring a girl back to my bedroom, I tell her ""this is where the magic happens"", then I pull a rabbit out of a hat."

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"In 2010 the Apple CEO came to my house and started taking my cleaning supplies.. Bloody Jobs, stealing my polish!"

"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."