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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"

"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb? What, you don't know? Well I guess you weren't FUCKING THERE, MAN!"

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo."

"How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ? 5,6,7,8."

"Why did the Snowman pull his pants down? Because the snowblower was coming."

"I'm gonna tell a Potassium joke. K?"

"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."

"Do you know how we know that Santa Claus is married? Because he only comes once a year! Merry Christmas. P.S. I'm sure this joke has been told somewhere but just in case someone hasn't heard it."

"I was very confused the other dah I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a ""moose limb"". Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess."

"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Syphilis"