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Joke of the Day

"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

"Food choices How come almost everything that tastes good is bad and almost everything that tastes bad is good?"

"And then I realized, it's not that I love documentaries. I just love establishing shots of courthouses."

"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""

"At the store: Sir, do you have cotton balls? Look, if I had cotton balls my kids would be plush toys!"

"What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre"

"Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world."

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"

"Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars."

"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""