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Joke of the Day
"With Parkinsons... Every weight is shake weight!"
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"If you're ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell ""EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"" and they'll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide."
"I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences."
"I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar A guy came up to me and said ""Your days are numbered"""
"A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly ""Awww look at the dead birdie."" The blonde stops looks up and says ""Where?"""
"I'm Lactose Intolerant, which means I rarely find missing children."
"Why did the blonde run with her bike? Because it was going to fast for her to get on."
"A horse walks into a bar .. .. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late."
"So sick of all the time travel jokes next week."
"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."